The Key Party

"It's just a hard pivot, Mom. One minute, it's pelvic thrust and ball squeezing with my dad," he says. "And then you're going to some giant gathering in Pennsylvania to reflect on the second or third book of the Old Testament." 'I don't even know you anymore,' his daughter responds. "'Cause there's a lot going on.' I mean, we can talk anytime,'" she adds. ''Just give me a call.'"