The Importance of a Trashy Home

The pair have lived in the same house since before you were born. How would you feel if your brother bought it? I would like it. What if he remodeled it? Because taste is pretty gross. My brother has a trashy little thing going on that I don't have. Ew, he has a pickup truck and a fucking Jeep Wrangler trash. And then what do you call the thing on the back of his truck? A cover for a spare tire. He's got a trashy attitude. And it makes me feel like I'm part of the trash bucket when in fact, I am a princess.