The Unportability of Long Hair

There are three female Canadian comedians who have all had elective mastectomies. I think long hair is less funny than short hair because when you if you're doing physical comedy and it distracts from the movement, like you want it to be like a plastic head move. You know what else on top of that? No one wants to hear how the world works from a guy with long hair on stage. Gary has his hair so tight to his head all the time because all that physical comedy. And maybe it's the same thing with boobs.