What Was Your Best Debut?

I think I am still the youngest player to score hatric in top flight and that was on my debut. 17 against Arsenal at the del. Can you remember? Like has probably never heard of the del. Michael, should we get the violin out of the club? Actually you're talking about great debuts there which brings us to the chance to talk. What was your best ever debut? Didn't you score? Was that a hat? Well let me tell you Mr Linneke. That must have been amazing. Never scored for the rest of the fucking season though. So yeah it's going to be tough for them. You've got a softball. United have spent what man