How to Have a Happy Stag Do

Boobs for our Southern listeners is like a northern version of weight shows. I've just come back from a stag do and am really struggling today. Willing was pissed last time we were caught. Let's have a drink first. Shall we have a gin and debonnet? We usually start with a sultana fingerella. Are you in the mood for a fingerella? Um, go on. I'll have a finger. Why not? No, a fingerella. I think I'll have many drips in the canals. Get away. You see, this is my least favourite thing about weddings - it's a wedding speck. That's what we're talking