The Barbarian Brothers

The Barbarian brothers are from where I currently live, Hartford, Connecticut. The barbarian accent is like an American Italian accent, but bigger But a huger After being kicked in the head by a donkey Yes, like pure, just pure meat Like an Italian accent being spoken by a pile of meat Like if you squeezed Italian out of two shanks of beef Right, a bowl of Italian meat shot through a trumpet Sure, yeah, there you go You'll come to understand the unique logic of them as we go through them Because I have turned all of those movies into tabletop role-playing games And forced people to role-play as our favorite big boys.