The Stevens Must Have Had a Hell of a Show

"I don't know what the stevens were doing. They skulked outside by the car with flowers for their grave," she writes. "After maybe a solid five to seven minutes of like, terror and staring and waiting by me and dave, everyone is fine." She asks her friends out on a date but they say it's not too late. 'You're not even in the friend zone, which is better,' one girl says. "'Couldn't you have been nicer?' I think malissa was particularly unfair,'" he adds.