Teddy Roosevelt and the Artillery Bear

Bowman's companion made a torch from the campfire and peered at the tracks. Bowman, he said, that bear has been walking on two legs. That was either a very interesting bear, like Wotec from the... Well, okay, just as a devil's advocate for some reason when I get into it. They'll stand on two legs, but they won't walk on two feet. There's not a lot of bears that walk onto your feet. But anyway... May I get back to my story about Teddy Roosevelt? Am I from a Polish artillery bear? Okay, exception, not the wolf. Yes, yes, yes.