Vladimir Puton Shows No Emotions

Usually vladimir puton doesn't show any emotions. He's got this weird combination of being super calm and also super dangerous, like a cobra that took too many edibles. And you know, it actually makes sense. Spies have to keep their emotions in check. Like even if a spy goes to a party, and at that party they're serving pigs in a blanket. You can't freak out and get all excited like normal people come be like blanket. No, you can't do that. The only dream trump ever had was to combine big mack with a bucket of k c. That's probably what he made area 51 work on. Forget the alien autops