The New Coronivirus

Is it omicron, like all the other english words derived from the greek for small? Or should we now start saying microscope, microphone and micre soft windows? Classic professors up and down the land were suddenly being inundated with calls from the media. People seem to take things when they have a cool greek name. The prime minister has quickly noticed how much more seriously this is taking on. And scientists have detected the first case of woman walking sideways, variant after omicron. It looks like the standar coronivirus, but it can calculate its own circumferences.