How to Get to the National Parks

There's this trail way north far northeast corner of the thing. And you got to take some dirt roads to get there, but you can get there. You even get a better view than angels landing because you see the angels landing. I mean, for a normal fat, pasty, dopey, rascal riding, Walmart, shop in America,. Oh God, you guys couldn't do it in a million years. But for those of you who aren't fast, fat disgusting pigs, six miles there and back. That's about it. Now you probably should have the parks pass in case the ranger comes by."