How to Get a Fake Turtle as a Pet

Travis: "I've never seen it move. An Angela's defense, they're famously quite slow" Travis: "There are two possibilities": One, it is a fake turtle that sometimes lives in the birdbath and can't climb up or down. Or option two,. The owner of this birdbath is from time to time putting a turtle in there, moving it back." Travis: "If you say, can I... Hey, I was thinking about getting a turtle as a pet?"