Metric or Imperial? What's the Difference?

Nicolas: When you're building stuffa metric or imperial. Wemetricmetric or imperial. In woodwork, imperial. But not because i don't think metric is valid. Because the hardware store sells everything inmaperial its. That's all it is. It's by i i i enjoy learning the fractional things. I recognize that in a proper world we would all be metric. However, i also recognize that  in a proper worldwe would all be named dave, and then the and then, why? Why is that? Dan? Well, let me finish. Dave just fies you as a human and then, and then there's a string