How to Deal With a Tiger Eating You

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You would just get eaten by a tiger Oh, I would hate that and well imagine if they start eating you you know, you can't get away. What do you do then while it's eating you? Like say it's got your leg going down it, right? And the pain is subsided the pain you're you're adrenaline will take over. You just feel like if i'm going down you're going down with me, right?What if you don't have that? You just pet it you think? I think i'll try to put it to sleep if it falls asleep. You're you pet it and just be like Oh, it's such a cute kid getting the

Jim Gaffigan is a stand-up comedian, writer and actor. His 10th comedy special “Dark Pale” comes out July 25th on Amazon Prime. You can also see him in the new show “Full Circle” on MAX.

Jim Gaffigan returns to This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von to chat about the tall task of raising teenagers as a famous dad, the wrong way to try and scare off your daughter’s boyfriend, memories from the early days of his career in NYC, meeting Robin Williams, finding your own definition of faith, going dark in his 10th stand-up special, and much more.

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