Bollock naked is a good expression, which just means naked to your balls. Every part of your body is naked, including the testicles. So you went out on a night out and ended up taking a taxi home - but you were totally naked. You were bollock naked. When was this? How old was I? This was a year ago. What month are we? I forgot what month we are, April. It wasn't a stag do, but it kind of, it's become, so it was linked to my stag do in 2017. Was it a stag? Too much, too much Uzo involved,. Of course, it was.