Are You Happier Before You Found Out That You Have a Bidet?

"I think that if you show someone that you have a squatty body I think it introduces to them this idea that they poop around their whole life and I don't think that's very nice," he says. "We all learned about this the same way we were just doom scrolling on Facebook and saw the ad come up with the 3d diagram of our stupid idiot all squinched up colon and the unicorn pooping now is it?" 'You're beautiful ignorant and your beautiful ignorance that you poop through all your whole life listen it took longer but you have any time you go to a buckies or a wall wad you need to use the bathroom' He also talks about his own