'Two Chickens for Laura Longarms'

i was new at orion and wanted to make a good impression. They saidl we're gong to have a quiz with any volunteers. One of the people who was supposed to be helping me was completely drunk. So i thought, i ar ca, right, i'm going to do a quiz. I'd love a quiz. It went on far too long, far too, far, too long. And it was, julie walters got the biggest laugh of the night. Now she's reading my story. Two chickens for laura longarms is the title of the story. To give her a full title, that's unbelievable. She ad, she, sheis