Harry Potter's Best Friend, Ron Weasley

Simon used to have a crush on Ron Weasley, Harry Potter's best friend. But when he found out his ears were dirty she lost all interest in him. She also had a cutout photo of another boy and put it in her pocket like a 'real creep' He was so cute but then one day the dirt got into his ear causing an early ick. The pair now live together in Los Angeles where they are filming for Homeland.