294: The Power of 5 Margaritas
The Tiny Meat Gang Podcast
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Four Margaritas and She Will Take Your Soft Penis
It takes five margaritas for a runner to get feeling back in their nipples. If you buy her one margarita, she will spread her legs. She's speaking out against it. A bunch of women here. Not one of them agree. I wonder what the percentage is of men that are keeping it up after four margaritas. Four margaritas and she will take your soft penis. Should we roll that corn dog right between her fingers? Can we rip that one more time? Oh yeah. Peanuts. Maybe the shirt tells some stories. Be a hoe no mo.
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