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Ep. 45 - Aiden Tries Breastmilk as an Adult

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Then You Put on the Red and Blue Glasses

It's tradition in the mormon home to offer your guest a pair of glasses so that they can mak e nipples. Su put on the red and blue glasses for a spike. Then when putt o family photos, thatbe so tight, it shoots out like the smell. If you're the head mormon of the house, you have the longest nipples. So all te say, joseph smith used to tie them in. That's right. Werma, the always erect and never flopping down. Well, yes, that's that's part of god's will,. just as athe keeps you just absolutely tented at thanksgiving.

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