The Dout Trout Is a Blink Dog.

You blink back and forth between the material and ethereal planes. You basically take 50 % damage from everything, unless it can hit the real plane. And you can, as a freeaction dimension dor once per round. It's been severely nerved since then. Gross. Add these things that i've just told you. That's way more fun, only because i got any i bit.