Do You Want to Be a Buddhista?

A rock falls on the buddha, am, and it misses a but there's a bit of the rock splinters off. It pierces the buddhas foot and draws blood for quite some time after. The killing hasn't work so he goes back to plan eh, which is really to get followers. And sets out five rules that he wants to put to the whole sanga. These ruleso state that any one who wants to be a buddhista practise needs to really do it in the authentic manner - live as a homeless wanderer,. Live in the wild, you know, forage for food like many of his followers have done.