I'm Going to Like Smash My Door as a Joke

I feel like literally monkeys just like throwing shit at one of my way. It doesn't have to do with the poop on the wheel. Why is there a pumpkin and shit involved? I'm like, that's an amazing joke. And then one of the rugby guys, like I'm going to like smash their door as a joke. That's so funny. They smashed his door down front door to their like bungalow. The university obviously found out the next day and was like, who did this? And I was like, I have no idea. Because it was literally like a tiny room with a shit stained bed that they'd obviously never changed. University dorms are basically just