The Benefits of Being a One True Church

As a kid, I remember thinking that those odds seemed way against me since I had a very regular, very average life in every other way. And I figured, well, the adults in my life must be right. Therefore, I am special to belong to the one true church. There are some things that many members think make us very special. It kind of reminds me of that old joke where someone arrives in heaven and they're on the tour and they peek into the room full of Mormons.