The Knight Crawler

Would you rather get slapped in the face by Cole Howzer? Or have the Spaghettio guy give you a hug naked. Would you rather take an etiquette class with Martha Stewart? I'm just trying to think of things that you have. What was it like when you went to jail? or would you rather do a dance recital with Ellen DeGeneres? Oh my God. There's no, there's not even a "paparazzi" You were describing Knight crawler this whole time. It's going to end up on YouTube. Because I feel like it might lead to something else. On one of those, you know, I'm so tired. She