How to Shave Your Beard

I don't do it very much, guys. But if you're on the bus... No, I don't actually do it, but I used to do it when I was a kid. So, yeah, for me, the faster you were going, the more likely it was I was going to do the laser thing. That's right, using a lightsaber, basically, kind of... going through everything. Do you have a shave your beard? And as you're shaving it, cut a funny mustache. Like a handlebar mustache, or maybe controversial, a hitlemoustache before you shave it off.