John Peters - The Impostor

John, noaaeteeteeee pa. We just had john peters, you know, the impostor. He burst into our studio and tried forcing me to eat an orange. As a last resort i grabbed my phone to tell carlos that if i didn't make it home to night, it wasn't because i didn't love him,. It was only because i was zapped out of existence by a lunatic non john peters. And that, in fact, i do love carlos, and i would want nothing more than to watch a documentary on scientific grafts over some home made linguini or to go out to food again. But then, as i grabbed my