A Man's Name Is Moniqueur

Yomzi Ziao 57 was walking to a supermarket in Guanguyuan, China when he suddenly felt a very heavy weight on his head. He managed to walk another 100 yards before the paint became too much and he was forced to sit down at a phone booth. Some warm hearted people passing by saw me bleeding and called the police who took me to a traditional Chinese medicine hospital. A few hours later, doctors took the knife out of my head. According to the local media reports and what Shao was told by the police, a knife that was being used in a balcony garden was knocked over the ledge by the wind.