Are You Like in a Play?

I was wearing baggy blue jeans, a bright white t-shirt and bleach bland hair. A lad in his twenties taught me that I was an Eminem impersonator. That's what happens when you try to be cool in your late 30s. So I'm making no more attempts at being cool. And this is a problem for geriatric millennials. As we career towards our 40s now, we can't start wearing slacks or suits. If we collectively continue to wear skinny jeans, we're all going to look like pigeons. No one's getting away with that in Limerick. You'd have to live in London. It would make you want to become a Christian fucking brother