The Right Move Is to Fuck Stupid Alex Crowder in the Back and Carve Up His Audience

"I feel like the right move here, if you're a piece of shit like Crowder or one of these other guys is to stab Alex in the back and then carve up his audience. I mean, I just don't understand it because there, I mean, it's just a bad idea," he says. "The rest of the folks are old timers who live in shacks in Montana and listen on shortwave. They're not going to like your dumb childish comedy show."