How to Get Rid of an Iitch in Your Ear

I don't think there's actually an itch in your ear, I think you're dreaming of it. Sometimes if I really want to get rid of that itch and deep in my ear, I can't be bothered to grab the thing to go in there. And it kind of helps. It's probably just placebo, right? It's all in my head, apparently. This is all in your head. But did you ever have like problems with your ears when a kid? No. Because I used to get ear infections all the time when I was a kid.