The Joy of Having a Toddler Vomit in Your Eyes

"I was like two thirds asleep, and i heard him start coughing," he says of his son. "My heart wasig ten times its normal size ... I just want to hold you forever." He recently grew a beard; people have been complimentary about the effect it has on his hair line. The boy also vomited in his father's beard -- but not as much as once did when he threw up into his eyes.