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No Such Thing As A Fish

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The Death of Moana

Moana's demigod sidekick in the film is Maui, who was a real god. He exists all over the Pacific islands, so like Hawaii, he's very important. But to heat his Samoa, the Maui people have slightly different versions of him. There is a version where he's a prankster character. Does he murder anyone? Well actually we said that his pranks didn't kill anyone. I don't know of any that did. It's quite funny watching someone climb through a vagina. So she woke up and she tensed up and the little teeth in her vagina, which we all have, crashed him to death. She has a vagina a bit like

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