The Curse of a Great Craft in the Scrublands

There is no such thing as aliens, says the vague yet menacing government agency. The Ace Hardware on 5th and Shea Street will no longer tolerate baristas lining up for day jobs in their parking lot. If you are coming to see a kitten that you have adopted, it is important that you check for the location and severity of the spine ridge before attempting any petting. Also, keep your hands away from their mouths. A few of them have developed their venom sacks. We lost two cat adopters already this month so let's just be careful, people. And let's take care of these cute little kitties. Who's my adorable little kitten with your adorable tendril hub?