If you think FIFA can't get any more cartoonishly evil, this is their headquarters actual boardroom. That's right, FIFA apparently modelled where they meet on the war room from Dr Strangelock. And yet, the header FIFA maintains that they are merely a humble non-profit organisation. A non-profit with over a billion dollars in the bank. Yeah, but this is a reserve. When your rainy day fund is so big you've got to check it for swimming cartoon ducks. You might not be a non-profit anymore.