The Most Random Story You Swear Is True, but No One Believes You

i'm going to do a nice relaxing question answering padcast. We'll just answer some questions and see what happens. I don't know if this is going to take an hour or whatever. So i got thousands of questions, cause everyone's at home looking at ther folk and phones. Lewis asked me, what's the most random story that you swear is true, but no one believes you? Before i eve answer that, i'm going to guess that lewis is in his mid tartis, because i haven't heard the word folkin random in a long timeremember men fockin two thousand and six was peke randomwhatever the fok was going on with