Introduction

King Xerxes gets together with his seven highest ranking nobleman to figure out what should be done about Bastia. The king says, bring my wife in here and she's like, no, that's just not what I do. And the king gets real mad in front of everybody. He calls a special meeting of his special counselors who all have special unlimited access to him. Their grand conclusion is let's write it in every version of every language we know and mail a copy of it to every single corner of our vast empire.