There is actual evidence for a lot of these theories. There's one study from the Seoul Women's University in Korea that studied the master cleanse in women with overweight VMI's and they found that those women lost weight. But again, we're not going to pursue those because they're way more tricky to figure out. And because they don't actually like give us any juice for like, I'm the kind of person who's on a plant. Right? This is my problem with all of these kinds of toxification diet kind of rhetoric. We are subject to all kinds of weird fucking hormones and chemicals with measurable effects.
Are your moods too stable? Is your face free of cold sores? Get your lemon juice, maple syrup and cayenne pepper ready, because this week we're talking about celebrity favorite THE MASTER CLEANSE!
Along the way we roast New Atheism, praise Gwyneth Paltrow (!) and endorse garbanzo bean salads. Mike wishes to clarify that he adores Kate Bush and quips with the utmost affection.
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