She's a Trooper, I'm a Stupid Man.

"I felt a wet sensation on my balls. As i look down, i noticed that she had thrown up all over my dick balls in general crach area." "She is the one that had the cleanest steak. All right, tell me what to do," he says. "Just send her a nice card,. something cute, nothing silly, nothing fuck and overly loving. Just something in the middle"