How to Find a Girlfriend

I remember being on the train to work and just sending this video of you getting changed to anyone I could. That's all I was doing. Innocently getting changed and revealing my penis in a changing room. You decided to film it and then sent it round to half of Chelmsord, which is where we come from. Luckily, that was before Facebook. So you didn't have time to put it on there. But now that should be on Snapchat. Yeah, I can imagine everyone wanted to see my naked body. Martin: "That really got me feeling confident to go out and find a girlfriend"