"I'm here to serve you and help you guys figure out how to win at life. And all i ask is that you us grow," says vaughan the impaler, pastor of disaster. "There's nothing that somebody can say to you, or to anybody else that's going to make you have that quality in yourself." 'If i have to go sweep the fuckin floor, it's perfect,' he adds. "'Only be a mother goddamn hursler' ... You'd better act.' I think most people hear that the're like, what the fuck are they talking about? He's got millions of dollars, right? That's why you don't have millions of dollars