"I watched a man eating refried beans off a plate he picked up the plate and licked it oh he was on a date and it was not a first date that's a five hundredth date if you're picking up the plate  and licking it" "As I get older I say to Val all the time I always use the word haunted I go I had this conversation with this guy and I've been haunted since" 'To Seinfeld's point old people are worse at it'