I Don't Know, I'm Just Here to See a Guy

When security arrived he ran back up to the empty room and tried convincing them he lived there so he wouldn't have to leave. He couldn't even recall his room number when asked. One of the housekeepers had been using it as her personal break room. A few days later a housekeeper came to the desk and told me that they found the door, dead bolted open, the TV on and a housekeeper inside watching TV. She must have forgotten to close the door when she left for the night and when the creep let himself into the building, he found it. I haven't worked there since last winter and overnight shifts still give me the heapy jb's.