Taxes in Japan

Don't wear big silly boots. Just have some nice trainers. Use Velcro. Don't use just paint the shoes on. Go to Japan expecting to spend lots and lots of money on taxes. Taxes with great service. They wear gloves. They got doilies. The doors open themselves. Make sure you remember that because that can cause all sorts of problems. You ain't got face, but I'm fat, my... For the point. But yeah, Uber isn't a thing. Hugely. That would be a great T-shirt. Usually with your face on it. Or my face. Because I'm fat.