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The News Quiz - 3rd June

Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4

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Are We There Yet?

There'd been increasing call to more children to be given free school meals due to the cost of living crisis. The only people who stand to lose out are the school bullies, cause they would know me steal lunch money, right? And if people are getting free school dinners, they'll have to be given something else for them to nick. Yet we can't go anywhere, which is just as well, because this country is fantastictoe boy. So even if we could, we wouldn't. But we couldn't if we wanted to, because the air lines are crapped. The trains are crapped, and basically nothing works. Thinking of going to gantwick this summer,

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