I've Had a Two Year Old Ipad Pro With a Keyboard Case, Right?

Last year's up date was very much not much of an up date, righty. If it's just another iterative process or bomb plake, you might as well buy one from two years ago. There's a tiny fraction of people in the world who are maxed out in the performance of a two year old ipad pro. I super do not want a design refresh. I don't want to have to buy another damned keyboard....