The TV Repairman - Is He Really a Trained Monkey?

My da used to rent the worst t vs, no telly, text, nothing. He'd never buy i t v, cause someone in a pub in the seventies told him that catold rays od. The parson who rented the t v used to come out and fix it. But he looked a bit like a gibbon, like, you know those monkeys with the long arms. And my older brothers then used to refer to him as the trained monkey. So whenever the fok in t v would break, my brothers would say, bring the trained monkey, ring up the trained monkey to come and fix the t v. Then when the man came to fix the fok