The Unusual Box of Revenge

Ted wanted to publish a piece, but it was poorly written. Professor Sarri suggested he return to school and hone his skills in academic writing. He recommended the nearby University of Illinois at Chicago Circle. But according to Professor Sarri, the faculty at Chicago Circle rejected Ted as well. The package was eventually returned to Northwestern, where it was opened by a security officer. A small but powerful explosion ripped through the room, badly injuring the guard, and terrifying everyone nearby.