Do You Think You Can Make a Computer Say These Words?

Do you think a computer could be programmed to say these words? That is the worst take I ever heard. There would be no thinking involved there. Exactly. How about this one? Where the guy says, this guy thinks every one of our customers eats a new feature and it's the guy who misinterprets everything as meaning an absolute? You don't think you could program that? Pretty sure you could. And then the last thing the AI where the human says, take the L, takes the L when you have not in fact lost anything. When I win an argument, what do people say? Take the L, Scott. Take the L."