How to Be Helpful to Your Employer

"I'm sitting around thinking about me. And I'm worried she snubbed me, but I can't see the wreckage and the ruin that I've caused in her life," he says of his wife. "How can I be helpful to my employer? God save me from being angry that I will not mind be done?" He adds: "My mistress is a reoccurring theme, am I right? It was fine."